Lancashizer

by The Working Man

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The debut album from The Working Man.

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released December 18, 2015

All songs written and performed by:
The Working Man
King Troll
Chocolate Brain
Red Rose Rambler
White Baby Jackson
Recorded, Mixed and Mastered at the Den Studio (Cheers Nick)

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The Working Man Blackburn, UK

"They call me the working man and I'm the hardest man in Blackburn" - The Working Man (Direct quote)

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Track Name: Hardest Man In Blackburn
They call me the working man, hardest man in Blackburn
I'm gonna take you for a ride to the other side of Blackburn
I'll take you to Knuzden baby, kebabs are a treat, old men to beat, oh yeah

Down Church Street fresh meat to eat, oh yeah

Closer to 5 than 4 thousand holes in Blackburn
Yeah and I know em by name cus I'm the hardest man in Blackburn
There's gonna be hell to pay and I have no spare change in Blackburn

Down Church Street fresh meat to eat, oh yeah

Back then a single violin, pierced that rat infested night
On peeling back it's foreskin, bliss slithered out
Like a mothers tongued kiss, on a savage hunt
Illegal lows ride time through the drowned streets

And I am drunk to perfection.

Down Church Street fresh meat to eat, oh yeah
Track Name: I Love You So Much I Can't Shit
I've known some girls that I've liked a bit
But now I know that this is it
I love you so much
I love you
So
I can't shit

I known some girls that I've loved a lot
I've got so much but shit I've not
I love you so much
I love you
So
I can't shit

I've known some girls that I've liked a bit
But now I know that this is it
I love you so much
I love you
So
I can't shit
Track Name: Midwife Crisis
I'ts gettin' close to midnight he's just left toys r' us
He can smell that newbord baby crownin' out that uterus
He can smell it in the ambulance and in the waiting room
The greivous smell of danger coming out that lasses womb
There's been a delivery but the parcel that he seeks
Isn't packaged in an envelope it's nuzzled at a womans teat
He's waiting in the wings, resting in the corridors
To snatch that new born baby, straight out its mothers arms

MIDWIFE! CRISIS!
Emergency in the birthing suite
A man just stole my baby
You can't just take my baby

MIDWIFE! CRISIS!
My brand new designer baby
A man just took my baby
You can't just take my baby

We've seen his face around ere, he's done these things before
There's reports of babies missing from Colne to Blackpool shore
We don't know much about him, he's off his fuckin' tits
But just imagine the fat stacks he racks up in child benefits

MIDWIFE! CRISIS!
Emergency in the birthing suite
A man just stole my baby
You can't just take my baby

MIDWIFE! CRISIS!
My brand new designer baby
A man just took my baby
You can't just take my baby

As the hardest bloke in Blackburn, I had to stop this man
The only kids we can afford to lose are kept in daddys van
At the end of the day, its the end of the day
And once backed into a corner this is what he had to say

The babies, the babies
I just want to take care of the babies
Track Name: Chiles Molester
He's a lizard I've seen him on TV
Proper lizard, turn on ITV
Triangles obscure his vision
International television
Turn over, he's on BBC
On the couch with Christine Bleakley
It's not the so, secret society
The illuma, illuminati

Chiles Molestor
Presenter
Harry Potter
Dementor
Young Bricklayer
Cementer
Secret Supper
Adventure
Start a new line
Press Enter
Festive Bathtime
December
Chiles Molestor
Presenter

What you gonna do when yer ball goes over t' roof

ITV ITV ITV ITV Christine Bleakley
ITV ITV ITV ITV La La La La
ITV ITV ITV ITV Christine Bleakley
ITV ITV ITV ITV La La La La

4.6 Million in a year
You can't sue us cus you got ca'cabbage ears
Mr Chiles, let me lick your gravies
Adopt a chiles, he's feasting on our babies
Don't you worry, don't you worry chiles
Sweet Chiles O' Mine
Cus I'm a Voodoo Chiles YEAH!

Adrian Chiles Molestor
Presenter
Chiles Molestor
Presenter
Adrian Chiles Molestor
Presenter
Chiles Molestor
Presenter

What you gonna do when yer ball goes over t' roof
Track Name: Big Bad John
Walkin' down the stairs on Christmas day
Lookin' at yer kids in the bath
Christmas day, Christmas bath
Big Bad John

Big Bad John

Walkin' down the stairs on Boxing day
Still lookin' at yer kids in the bath
Kids have drowned
Kids are dead
Big Bad John

Big Bad John

Walking down the stairs on New Years Day
Still thinkin bout yer kids in the bath
Sunday vest?
Sunday best!
Big Bad John

Big Bad John

Badada Big Bad John bada Big Bad John badada Big Bad John
Jihadi John

CHAAAAA!!!!
Track Name: Homeboy With No Home, Boy
I used to be mates with Marilyn Manson
Yeah but we fell out
Stop lookin' at the sky mate
Stop lookin' at the fuckin' sky mate

Why don't you put yer dick away?
Think of things before you dont
Yeah why don't you come in here on valentines day mate and wear that
*Gargles*

Homeboy with no home, boy

I used to be mates with Blink 182
But they made me drink dog seamen
Sorry about the bird shit mate
Sorry about the bird shit mate

Touch my face baby, touch my little bum bum
Suck my shite pipe and wank mi till I cum cum

Homeboy with no home, boy
Track Name: Baby's Last Dog
Babys last dog, babys last dog
Woof woof, AHHH, woof woof woof, AhHhhHHhhh
Take yer pampers off let the doggy have a go
Furry puppy doggy using baby as a bone

Baby says to doggy, you're a good friend of mine
Doggy says to baby I'm a rabid canine
Canny tell the difference between a pork chop and a child
Doggy get's a sniff and the bitch
The bitch goes wild

Furry puppy doggy jumps into the babys crib
Bites babys face off luckily he's got a bib
Mummy, daddy come and find lickle baby dead
You've made a bloody great big mess again

Baby says to doggy, you're a good friend of mine
Doggy says to baby I'm a rabid canine
Canny tell the difference between a pork chop and a child
Doggy get's a sniff and the bitch
The bitch goes wild

Doggys in the paper doggys in jail
Doggys in the dog house he didn't make bail
Careful with your kids its a dog eat baby world
And don't mix yer progeny with your pets, bitch.

The bitch goes wild
Track Name: Hardcooer Pooern
Asians Ass invasion double penetrative tips
Doggy style, bukkake and jizz encrusted tits
Torture pooern, granny lovin, amputee fucking
Snuff and kim kardashian and cousin in cousin

What dya you get for Christmas?
Some Hard Cooer Pooern
What dya you get for Easter?
Some Hard Cooer Pooern
What about yer Birthday?
Hard Cooer Pooern
Hard Cooer Pooern, gimme Hard Cooern Pooern

Chav on chav, gay and straight, transexual politicians
Shit in cups and spat around you've made the right decision
My hand is numb and now it feels like a stranger dont it?
Up the bum and in the mouth in the heat of the moment

What dya you get for Christmas?
Some Hard Cooer Pooern
What dya you get for Easter?
Some Hard Cooer Pooern
What about yer Birthday?
Hard Cooer Pooern
Hard Cooer Pooern, gimme Hard Cooern Pooern

My throne's a sticky, dried up chair
A handful of matted pubic hair
I smell of fish and toast
Anyone for a spitroast?

What dya you get for Christmas?
Some Hard Cooer Pooern
What dya you get for Easter?
Some Hard Cooer Pooern
What about yer Birthday?
Hard Cooer Pooern
Hard Cooer Pooern, gimme Hard Cooern Pooern

What dya give yer children?
Some Hard Cooer Pooern
What dya have for lunch?
Some Hard Cooer Pooern
What about on bin day?
Hard Cooer Pooern
Hard Cooer Pooern, gimme Hard Cooern Pooern
Track Name: Uncle Daddy
You don't like little boys willies in your mouth but uncle daddy does
Uncle Daddy does
You don't eat the mucus inbetween your toes but uncle daddy does
Uncle Daddy does

Now he's got a knife
So jump right in his van
Make sure your nappies clean for when he's pulling down your pants
For when he's pulling down your pants

You don't rub your sisters nose in your spunky spot but uncle daddy does
Uncle Daddy does
You don't tell your mum she's your favourite piece of smut but uncle daddy does
Uncle Daddy does

Now he's got a knife
So jump right in his van
Make sure your nappies clean for when he's pulling down your pants
For when he's pulling down your pants

You don't reveal yourself to everyone in TK Max but Uncle Daddy does
Uncle Daddy does
Double finger kit kat stinger in the middle of the woods
That's what Uncle Daddy does
Uncle Daddy does

Now he's got a knife
So jump right in his van
Make sure your nappies clean for when he's pulling down your pants
For when he's pulling down your pants

Uncle Daddy, Uncle Daddy, Uncle Daddy, Uncle Daddy
Track Name: Here Comes T'Wolfman
Here comes the wolfman
Here comes the wolfman
Here comes the man, with the plan
Here comes the wolfman

Tickle his chin
Tickle his chin
Give him a taste of your delicious pint
Here comes the wolfman

Here comes the wolfman
Here comes the wolfman
Don't bring your sandwiches to town
Here comes the wolfman

This is his lair
Reach into his hair
He only aims to satisfy
Here comes the wolfman

Well finger me this, I'm thing, I'm a thing, I'm a thing
Well finger me this, I'm thing, I'm a thing, I'm a thing
Well finger me this, I'm thing, I'm a thing, I'm a thing
Well finger me this
I'm a thing

I finger my thing, you finger yours
Lets go to town lets close the doors
I finger my thing, you finger yours
Lets go to town lets lock the doors

Here comes the wolfman
Here comes the wolfman
Here comes the man, with the plan
Here comes the wolfman

I've got my buff pass
Where is john bus?
I need to get away from here
Get t' fuck wolfman

Give me 20p
For my Magic Bus
Join us and John Bus
At the secret supper club

I'M NEVER GETTING OFF THIS BUS
I'M NEVER GETTING OFF THIS BUS
I'M NEVER GETTING OFF THIS BUS
I'M NEVER GETTING OFF THIS BUS
TO THE SECRET
TO THE SECRET SUPPER CLUB

I'M NEVER GETTING OFF THIS BUS
I'M NEVER GETTING OFF THIS BUS
I'M NEVER GETTING OFF THIS BUS
TO THE SECRET SUPPER CLUB

He's the wolfman
He's the wolf